Do...Date....Ditch...

As most of you know if you ever read this (which I hope you do), I recently came back from my AMAZING spring break in St. Geezy. While I was there, I learned many very interesting things including:

• Camping in the mountains without a tent is very cold
• Speedos are NEVER attractive
• The drive from St. George to Las Vegas is waaaaaaaaaayyyy too long to spend on the back of a motorcycle.
• There is a song where the majority of the lyrics are the phrase "Pimp slap that Ho *Wapoosh*"
• It is possible to kind of like this song
• Shooting guns is very enjoyable
• It is possible to "smurf" someone
• There is a game called Do, Date, Ditch
• This game can bring hours of enjoyment without ever getting boring

The Official Rules of Do, Date, Ditch

1. One person will name three people, all of the same gender, and generally of the opposite gender from the majority of the players.
2. All the players have to decide which of three individuals they would "do", which they would "date", and which they would "ditch
3. The end. 

As you can imagine, this game can get pretty darn interesting! Especially when you're on spring break with people you don't know extremely well. There were four girls down there, including me, and whenever we were the slightest bit bored, we would start listing everyone we knew and DDD'd 'till we dropped. 


I can honestly say that my life is different because of this game. I play it walking to class, brushing my teeth, while I'm supposed to be studying, while I'm playing Call of Duty, I play it anywhere you can think of!!! That's why DDD is so great, it is one of the easiest games to play, and you don't really even need other people to play it with you! It is funner with more people, you can find out the deepest secrets of their souls, like how they would rather date Chad Michael Murray than Cam Gigandet (I know it's a tough one, but honestly Chad Michael Murray is Soooooo not as steamy as Cam!)


In conclusion, I personally believe that some U.S. Americans don't have maps. Also other places like the Iraq and the South Africa...and other places like such as...for our children...


Also. You should at least give this game a chance. Just try it out. You won't regret it. 


Also Also, I am interested to see what y'all would answer 


Do, Date or Ditch: Johnny Depp when he was 20, Colin Firth when he was 20, or Brad Pitt when he was 20. 


If you're a guy, you know you've already picked your answers. Don't pretend you haven't!