I Am One Deeply Flawed Chicken

I need to be better you guys.

I need to be kinder

More patient

More dedicated

More giving.

I need to spend more time exercising

and doing homework

And much much MUCH less time

on pinterest

And facebook

and youtube

and netflix.

I need to eat more vegetables

And less sour cream and onion lays

no matter how delicious they are.

I need to stop gossiping.

Take a leaf out of my good friend Thumper's book

And only say kind things about others.

I need to spend less time wishing I lived in Middle Earth,

or at Hogwarts,

or in a Jane Austen novel.

I need to stop biting my fingernails.

I need to stop whining and pouting about my lack of a love life.

And just suck it up missy.

I need to stop sleeping in until 10 every day,

and actually do something with my life.

I need to be more organized.

I need to stop buying clothes instead of groceries.

I need to stop staying up until one in the morning.

I need to finish the things I start.

Ugh.

I am one deeply flawed chicken.