I Object

I love things.

I love most things.

But there are things that I 

Do

Not Love

Things that I am opposed to.

Things that I dislike with most fibers of my being.

Things like such as:

• My body's allergic reaction to watermelon.
• Seal clubbing (as in smashing seals with clubs, not seals that attend clubs)
• The fact that they don't sell light up shoes for grown-ups
• Harry Potter is over
• Tom Felton's girlfriend
• Oatmeal Raisin cookies
• Dolphins
• People that clap on 1&3 instead of 2&4
• The holocaust
• How Urban Outfitters and Anthropologie are way too expensive for my present income
• How I don't own any mint green skinny jeans
• Hallmark Movies
• Country Swing Dancing
• How I have no money
• Also no pet elephant
• Hayden Christiansen as Anakin Skywalker
• Geology
• I can never win at Words With Friends
• I'm not a spice girl
• Or even a little bit Asian
• Johnny Depp is 47
• Rebecca Black
• Slivers
• The way my hair looks when it air-dries
• The guy at the computer in front of me (I'm currently in the Library) is playing this game called rabbit sniper. It makes me sad.
• I'm not Zooey Deschanel
• Or Regina Spektor
• Or very tall
• Onions
• Ponies that bite
• Tater tots that are soggy
• I don't have a mustache
• Also I would be severely mocked if I did have one
• How you NEVER find out what happened to Zuko's mom!

There are more, but I can't think of them at present. Also I have to go to class.

Peace Muggles.