Here's the sticky. I have a bad kidney. I guess it runs in my family, my dad has kidney stones all the time and in the last three months I have had not one....not two....THREE kidney infections. And if you've never had a kidney infection, imagine that someone took one of those pens that has a bobbly Mickey Mouse on the top, and then shoved it into your back and twists it randomly. It's not very fun. I promise.
So, I have made a very important decision regarding my dysfunctional organ. I will sell it.
So, if any of you know anyone that needs a semi-functional kidney, and is willing to pay me bank for it. Give me a call. You can even text me, either way....
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