Wayne's World

Right now.

For the first time ever,

I'm watching Wayne's World.

I'm now going to tell you all about it.

Wayne and Garth are dudes.

Bill and Ted style dudes.

And they have their own TV show that they film in their basement.

So far, my favorite moment was when Wayne sees a sexy Asian bass player chick and says

"She will be mine. Oh yes. She will be mine."

In a really kind of creepy way.

also when he says this

"Garth, marriage is a punishment for shoplifting in some countries"

Mike Meyers has silly girly hair.

And tight pants.

Some rich man wants to put Wayne's World on actual tv,

so he comes to talk to Wayne and Garth.

Garth just  ducked under the table and told a silly story.

"Don't you think this is weird? Why does this guy have a contract? It's like that Twilight zone where this guy signed a contract and then they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar. But it didn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to tons of tiny baby tongues. That's pretty cool."

Wayne is in love with an Asian.

She screams a lot.

But bad news, I think the aforementioned rich man is also in love with the Asian. Freaking Asians, everyone loves them.

She has awesome clothes, right now she's wearing high waisted purple spandex pants with a blue lace shirt and a blue bra underneath.

The 80's were marvellous times.

Oh goodness, wayne's about to declare his love to Cassandra.

He started learning Cantonese for her.

Then his ex girlfriend crashed through a window out of sheer jealous rage. It was "excellent"

Now Garth and Wayne are sitting on Garth's car and Garth is whisling like Gandalf. YOu know, in the two towers when he's calling Shadowfax the lord of all horses?

They were musing about the hotness of Cassandra when Garth said:

"Did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and acted like a girl bunny?"

Then they laughed like lunatics and a jet flew over them.

Scene Change.

Now they're in the studio for the first time

And they are silly gooses.

They asked Garth how he likes being in the studio and he said

"It's like a new pair of underwear, at first it's constrictive. But then it becomes a part of you....."

Everyone gave him weird looks and he ran away.

I'm getting tired of writing. So here I end.

That is Wayne's World.

So far.

And it's Excellent!