And So It Begins....

All you humans out there, you better hide yo' kids. Hide yo' wife, and HIDE YO' BRAINS!! because the zombies are coming!!!!


Last night was my first Zombie Resistance Orientation, I went, learned all the rules, and became part of the resistance. My Battalion is the Ballistics Artillery Weapons Logistics Sqauad, or the B.A.W.L.S., I think we're going to make shirts that say "Got B.A.W.L.S.?" on the front. We're so bad-A. 


The battle has barely begun, and already campus is crazy! I had my first zombie encounter this morning and it was terrifying. I walked out of my class in the Business Building and a zombie was waiting for me, he was hiding behind a column so I couldn't get a clear shot at him. He was so terrifying to behold. His skin was gray and rotting, his eyes red and bloodthirsty, his clothes torn and ragged, soaked with the blood of his unfortunate prey. He kept growling and snarling at me while he hid behind the column. Suddenly, he charged me - eyes wild with deranged hunger. Luckily, my sweet battle skills kicked into gear and I shot him right in the head. Eat NERF Zombie scum!!!



My second encounter of the day was right after my second class. I was headed to my bike, alert and wary, when I heard a comrade behind me scream. I turn and fired, hitting the zombie, but not fast enough to save my fellow soldier. Alas, this is war. Sacrifices must be made. 


I'm meeting up with my whole battalion today, we have a mission. I don't know the details yet, but I'll keep you updated.


Keep your fingers crossed that I make it through the day alive!


Lieutenant Daniels
Zombie Resistance
B.A.W.L.S Division. 

And in Other news...THE DEAD WALK THE EARTH!!

I am here to inform you, that in approximately 12 days there will be a zombie uprising on USU's campus. Swarms of the un-dead will ravage the university, feasting on the sweet flesh of the living. An Elite human Resistance Force will gather to oppose the zombie horde, and the two armies will have an epic, week-long fight to the death. 


You think I'm joking? Well then poor little unbelievers, prepare yourselves.

That's right my friends. I am 100 percent serious about this. Registration just opened for the USU Humans vs Zombies battle! This is the first year that USU has hosted HVZ, they premiered the program last semester and it was an amazing success. Sadly I missed the registration date so I had to merely observe instead of participate, but it was still epic. You couldn't go anywhere on campus without 


running into platoons of resistance soldiers

Or being swarmed by hoards of the undead

I'm not even joking. Or exaggerating. Not even a tiny bit, this REALLY is as epic as it sounds. And I am very proud to inform you that you are reading the words of the newest Zombie Resistance recruit! I will act as your personal correspondent, keeping you updated on all the zombie slaying action! 

The game starts when one person is chosen as the Original Zombie, the OZ has a week to "infect" as many resistance soldiers as he can, turning them into zombies. He and his new army have to "feed" at least once every 48 hours or they're dead and out of the game. The resistance army, armed with Nerf guns has to try and survive long enough that all of the zombies starve. The week is concluded with an epic, full out battle to the death the last night of the game. Both armies meet on a single battlefield at midnight, and fight until one side is annihilated. 

Words cannot express how I am excited for this to start. 

I just want to KILL SOME FREAKING ZOMBIES!!!!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!