"There Ought To Be a 'Captain' In There Somewhere"

Today is a  momentous day. A day that I wait for all year long. Do you know what it is?

If you guessed the Chinese New Year...you're wrong.

If you guessed National Ginger Day...you're also wrong. Because every day should be spent in celebration of gingers.

Nope, it's Johnny Depp's birthday.

I know that was probably the last thing you ever would have guessed, but I happen to celebrate it every year. That's right. Every. Year.

Mock me if you will, but in my opinion Johnny Depp is one of the greatest actors around and the fact that he is ridiculously good looking is just a bonus. A really big bonus. Especially since he's now 48 and still more attractive than most actors 20 years his junior. 

Oh goodness. He's just so darn sexy!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHNNY DEPP!!!!!!!!!!!

The End.

Shedding Some Light...On Stranger Tides

What were YOU doing at 11:59 last night? 


If you are lame, you were at home by yourself dancing around in your underwear while screaming "IWANNAREALLYREALLYREALLYWANNAZIGAZIGAAHHHH" 


If you are almost cool, you were at your friends house having a Star Trek marathon dressed up as Spock. 


If you were me, you were at the opening showing of Pirates Of The Caribbean, On Stranger Tides. I win.

If you know anything about me, you know that I love (and by love I mean obsessively so) Johnny Depp. Especially when he is Captain Jack Sparrow. I just can't help myself, he is so yummy. Anywhoo...as any die-hard Pirates fan would be, I was extremely stoked to see the new movie. I had very high expectations for it, and I tell you what: I was incredibly satisfied. 


Here's Why:

1. No stupid Will & Elizabeth drama. I don't know about you guys, but after the 1st movie I kind of wanted both of them to die. It was so nice to have a break from Will's naive attempts to be noble, and Kiera Knightly's gross overacting.
2. Blackbeard. The Pirate that All Pirates Fear. He was awesome. And though kind of a jerk, you still just loved him.
3. Phillip. A very cute, very tan, very muscular, very religious hunk of man that you can't help but swoon over. Many times.
4. Chandeliers and Cinnamon Rolls. You'll understand when you watch it.
5. Captain Jack Sparrow. Surprisingly, you see a slightly different side of him in this movie, and though as sexy and piratey as ever, he's just cute too.
6. Mermaids. Dude, these are not your typical Little Mermaids. They be some tough wenches. Arrgh.
7. Barbosa. I love Jack Sparrow, but I can't deny that  Barbosa is hands down the best Pirate. Plus he spends half the movie wearing a ridiculously huge wig. I loved it.
8. 3D. I've seen a couple 3D movies that were just hard to watch and they gave me a huge headache, but this one was just breathtaking. You really did feel like you were right there in the movie. It was amazing.

This is Phillip- what a babe right??

Obviously: I loved the whole movie. I thought it was amazing. If you were debating whether or not you should go see it- go. You won't be sorry. And in the off chance that you read this and then decide to go see it, and hate it, and think"That Brittany chick said it was going to be good! Curse her! I must have my revenge!"

I will buy you some skittles. But only if you promise not to hurt me. 

The End.

Take Me The Way I Am

The song "The Way I Am" by Ingrid Michaelson is one of my new favorites ever. It's just so honest and sweet, and for some reason it makes me want to kiss a man with a beard. 

Not this kind of beard

And Definitely not this kind of beard, though I do find it intriguing. How cool would you be if you had a beard like this??

But I'm thinking this kind of beard. 

Isn't he dreamy? I totally feel like the drunk dollar sign girl, but I really like his beard. I am unsure at this point if his love is my drug though. I'll keep you posted

This isn't really a beard as much as it is a general facial stubblery, but I enjoy it all the same. I know it's weird, but lately I've totally been digging facial hair. On men that is... I don't want any...

Anywhooo...that song makes me want to kiss a scruffy man. It also makes me think about all the weird little quirks I have that all the people I love have to deal with. Like how I hum a lot, especially songs from Lord of the Rings. My favorite is the Edoras theme, I lurve it. I also really love Asians. Really. Like I want to hug every asian I meet and be their best friend. And occaisionally have their babies, but only the really sexy ones. Also I bite my fingernails. I can't stop, I've tried. I just bite off my fingernails in my sleep. 

I'm just kind of odd...Obviously

But in all honesty, what can I do about it? Be normal?? Ugh. That would just be no fun at all! 

So, I guess that's it.

 Here I am World! 

Take me or leave me.

(really, you should take me though, I make a mean cobbler)