Showing posts with label Awkward Dates. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Awkward Dates. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 23

Recovering Summer: Chapter One

When this summer started, I was under the misconception that I would have free time in which to do things like party with peeps or blog or even sleep at decent hours. Yeah...that would have been fun. Sadly, it seems fate had different plans for me. Or that fate is really pissed off at me and wanted to make me miserable all summer long. Whatevs.

So, since I really had no time to update you on my life in a timely manner, I'm going to tell you about it now. In installments. Here's the first one:

Recovering Summer
Chapter One: I DON'T Want to Marry My Stalker!


It was summer. It was hot. And Brittany was working. At that exact moment, Brittany was standing in the hot sun at an amusement park, yelling at a man that had decided to start spitting at people from the ride she was operating. Brittany had quickly stopped the ride (a swing carousel called Turn of The Century) and was passionately lecturing the guests on proper riding etiquette. This was the fourth time that day she'd had to deal with misbehaving riders and she wanted very dearly to punch everyone she saw. As she stood at the ride's entrance tired, sweaty, and with some strange man's saliva in her hair, she wondered to herself how this day could possibly get any worse. Sadly, she only needed to wait a few hours to find out.

The amusement park that Brittany worked for was part of a Work and Travel program that brought a lot of workers from Europe who were hired just for the summer, and then sent back to Europe. Sometimes this was a good thing, for many of the foreign men were very, very attractive individuals that were also a lot of fun to work with. The rest of them though, were creepers. There was a group of foreign men that had a bet going to see who could sleep with the most American girls while they were here. One of those men worked with Brittany her second shift, and then the trouble started.

He seemed nice enough to Brittany at first, he wasn't especially attractive, but he'd been funny and chatty when they'd worked together. She left for the night thinking she'd made a new friend, which was always a plus for her. Over the next few days though, things started getting strange. The creeper man started finding out what rides Brittany was working, and then when he was on break he would go stand at her ride and just watch her work. One night, he waited for her to clock out, and asked if he could walk with her to her car. By this time, Brittany was becoming very afraid of this foreign man. She'd heard many stories about the men from his country, and was worried he would attack her. Luckily he didn't. But she decided that he was definitely becoming a problem, and started thinking about the nicest way she could get him to leave her alone.

Later that week, the foreign man asked Brittany to go to a movie with him that weekend. He'd already found out her whole schedule for that week, so she couldn't use work as an excuse to get out of it. She told him that she would go, but immediately started forming a back-out plan. Brittany was not very good at dealing with stalkers, so she probably could have handled the entire situation much better. But she didn't. She texted the foreign man the night before their date and told him she was sick. She knew it was a lame excuse, but kind of hoped that the foreign man would take the hint and start leaving her alone. No such luck. After that, he started changing his schedule so that they were working the same rides. Even if he wasn't working, he would come to the park and watch Brittany while she worked. He was constantly texting her, trying to get her to promise to go out with him. Brittany started to really get afraid. She talked to her managers, she wouldn't go anywhere by herself, she even made one of her friends walk her to her car every night so that she wouldn't be alone with the creepy foreigner. Finally she had enough, she told her managers that the Foreign man would not leave her alone, and that if they didn't talk to him she would press sexual harrassment charges against him. She also had her friend who was dating the foreigner's roommate have the roommate talk to him. After that, the foreigner hated her. But he did leave her alone. And she was one very happy chicken.

The End.



Sunday, October 24

I'm definitely NOT a canteen filler.

College, as I have told you previously, is a great place to meet men.
It is also (as my good friend Lara Smith would agree) a great place to meet creepy men.

I decided to go country swing dancing with my friend Whitney, and while I was swingin' away I started dancing with this kid...let's call him...Frank. So, Frank and I had a really good time, he ended up asking for my number and I gladly gave it to him. I was hoping to get a text from him later in the week or something, but no, not two minutes after I had left I got a text. And not two texts after that, I had a date.

I was still looking forward to the date, but I was getting increasingly creeped out by Frank. He was constantly texting me, or calling me, and over our many conversations I discovered that he leaves on his mission in two weeks! What kind of two-weeks-away-from-being-gone-for-two-years goes around trying to pick up on girls? I sought council from some of the guys that live down the hall and recieved this oh-so-eloquent explanation.

"If you're going to go into the desert for two years, you're going to want to take a really big drink!"

followed by:

"A smart man definitely wants get his canteen good and full!"

I guess that's what I get for asking advice from college guys. Anyway, I was a little wary of my upcoming date with Frank. I was mostly thinking he was trying to get some last minute action before he entered "The Desert".

So. The date comes. We go to a haunted corn maze. Bad idea. I don't do very well with scary things, at all. It was pretty clear that Frank was counting on me to cling onto him, and I didn't really want to. So I clung to my roommate instead.

DEAR MEN. IF YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT TAKING A GIRL TO A HAUNTED CORN MAZE  DON'T. THEY ARE NOT FUN. ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE A CREEP.

After we finally made it out of the corn maze, I was trying to think of excuses to have the date end as soon as possible. So we went back to my apartment, watched a movie, and then the seeds of disaster were sown. One of my roommates was getting ready to go to the homecoming dance, and then Frank asked me if I wanted to go with him. (I should probably mention that I spent the whole movie texting one of my guy friends and we had planned to go to the dance together) So I told Frank that I wasn't feeling good, and as soon as he left, I hurried and got ready and then went with my other friend that we'll call Ryan. Ryan and I had a ton of fun, we met up with a bunch of our friends on our floor and danced like crazy people. However, as we were leaving guess who I ran into?

If you guessed Darth Vader....you're wrong.

If you guessed Chuck Bartowski....you are also wrong.

If you guessed my creeper date Frank, you get an A+ and a smiley face sticker. Congratulations!

Let me just say, you have never experienced awkward until you run into the creeper date that you bailed out on an hour earlier. I could have handled the situation with more grace, but as soon as I saw Frank I grabbed Ryan and ran away. I was hoping that Frank hadn't seen me, but no such luck. He was pretty pissed.

Oh well. He'll be on his mission in two weeks anyway.

And his canteen will be empty.

The end.