My Life's Awesome. Fact. FACCCCCCT.

I know I've been a real dirty trash can full of poop in regards to my keeping you updated on my life. So, I'm going to tell you all exactly how my day was today.

A Day In The Life of An Incredibly Attractive Ginger That You Should Be Extremely Jealous of.

Take 1.

Firstly, I have the best schedule in the whole entire world. My first class isn't until 12:30 so I get to spend my mornings blissfuly sleeping in until 9 or 10....or sometimes almost until 11. Don't judge. Anywhoo...I got up this morning/almost afternoon incredibly excited because last night was the premeiere of Glee!! My almost favorite TV show of all time!!!! (It's in a three way tie with BIg Bang Theory and Chuck) So I get out my cute little laptop, log on to my cute little hulu, and then do you know what happened??? Hulu said that I can't watch Glee FOR A FETCHING WEEK UNLESS I BUY HULU PLUS!!! I flipped a biscuit.

After that: I went to class. Where I learned how to say this:

你 工作审理吗？

which means "is your work stressful?"

I'm so freaking Asian it's not even funny.

After my Asian class, I headed over to chill with my super cool, bald friend Ellis. He stole my laptop, hacked my facebook and changed my relationship status to "engaged"

So- everyone I know started freaking out because they thought that I was getting married. To Ellis' freshman roomate.

I had people calling me and texting me all day with their congratulations. I don't even have a fetching boyfriend! How in the poop could I magically be engaged? I'm not some freaky Shakespearean wench who decides she's soooooooooo in love with wimpy little Romeo after she's met him like twice.

I'm so not that girl.

Not even a little bit.

In the midst of my fake-fiance-fiasco (sweet alliteration there right?) I had to go to the rest of my classes where I was pretty much bored out of my ginger mind. Except in my FCHD class, which is always interesting because the professor is this adorable grad-student that I can't for the life of me tell if he's gay or not. Not that I really care mind you, it's just very difficult to tell. And it bugs me. Also he looks like a meerkat.

And adorable meerkat.

Remember how I made Swing Team? Well we have two practices a week and one of those was tonight. I spent two hours dancing my heart out, and realizing that I'm really not as good a dancer as I thought I was.

:(

My partner is a pretty chill guy. His name is Milo.

He wears exciting shoes.

Also, Milo is just a really cool name.

Basically, that was my day. Give or take a few unhealthy college student meals, some awkward encounters with Asians, and a lot of riding my adorable bike around campus. I lead a pretty charmed life.

It's ok if you're jealous.

The End.





Top of The Ten

Nothing incredibly exciting has happened in my life thus far that you haven't already heard about, so I will resort to my ultimate plan B: lists.

My Ten Favorite Movies

1. Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
2. Amelie
3. 500 Days of Summer
4. The Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers
5. Edward Scissorhands
6. Despicable Me
7. The Little Mermaid
8. Aladdin
9. Inception
10. The Dark Knight

My Ten Favorite Books

1. Where The Red Fern Grows: Wilson Rawls
2. Dandelion Wine: Ray Bradbury
3. The Book Thief: Markus Zusak
4. Harry Potter: J.K. Rowling
5. Ella Enchanted: Gail Carson Levine
6. Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close: Johnathon Safran Foer
7. Catch 22: Joseph Heller
8. 1000 Splendid Suns: Khaled Hosseini
9. Winnie The Pooh: A. A. Milne
10. Oh The Places You'll Go: Dr. Seuss

My Ten Favorite Bands

1. The Killers
2. SHINee
3. Vampire Weekend
4. Super Junior
5. Ingrid Michaelson
6. Regina Spektor
7. Jaymay
8. Louis Armstrong
9. The Airborne Toxic Event
10. Family Force 5

My Ten Favorite TV Shows

1. Glee
2. MONK
3. Big Bang Theory
4. Battlestar Galactica
5. FRIENDS
6. Americas Next Top Model
7. Brisco County Jr. 
8. PSYCH
9. That 70's Show
10. Top Gear

My Ten Favorite Fictional Men

1. Aladdin
2. Eugene Fitzherbert
3. Mr. Darcy
4. Tom Hanson (500 Days of Summer)
5. Damon (Make it or Break it)
6. Prince Henry (Ever After)
7. Indiana Jones
8. Spock (The New One)
9. Captain Jack Sparrow
10. Chuck Bartowski

My Ten Favorite Actors

1. Johnny Depp
2. Zachary Levi
3. Joseph Gordon-Leavitt
4. Rupert Grint
5. Colin Firth
6. Jackie Chan
7. Will Smith
8. Robert Downey Jr. 
9. Steve Carrell
10. Andrew Garfield

My Ten Favorite Foods

1. Shrimp
2. PB&J
3. Sushi
4. Chocolate
5. Dole Whips
6. Pizza
7. Subway's Seafood Sensation Sandwich
8. Bacon
9. Flaming Cheetos

My Ten Favorite Actresses

1. Reese Whitherspoon
2. Catherine Zeta-Jones
3. Kate Winslet
4. Zooey Deschanel
5. Queen Latifa
6. Audrey Hepburn
7. Audrey Tautou
8. Jane Lynch
9. Judi Dench
10. Hilary Swank

I was going to try and make 10 Top 10 lists.... but I kind of ran out of things to list. So I'm going to be done now.

Moral of The Story: 10 can actually be a lot.

The End.

I Can't Understand The Songs Stuck In My Head

I know it is a huge pet peeve for everyone when they get a song stuck in their head. At first you really don't mind, you might even hum along or whistle if you can. But after an hour, or a day, or a week of having this song constantly playing in your head, you mostly just want to kill it in some gruesome way. Possibly involving a blender and a curling iron.


I suffer from this, just like every other person, but I have a slightly different problem... the songs in my head are in Korean. Or sometimes Chinese. So when these songs get stuck in my head, it's just random strings of Asian gibberish repeating over and over again. 


Lately, it's been this song:

It's called "Ice Cream" and it's adorable, but very very catchy. The girl is called Joo and the slightly-fruity-yet-still-attractive-asian-man is Leeteuk. He's from my former-favorite boyband Super Junior.

I really don't know what it is, but especially lately I just don't even like American music. It just doesn't float my boat. 

Moral of this story: I need to learn Korean. Also, I'm hopelessly geeky with my Asian fetish.

The End.

Bloggin' 'Bout a Bunch of Bulgarians

I just love it when things are alliterative. It makes me all happy inside.


Today was my 2nd day of training at the fabulous Lagoon amusement park, and what an exciting place to work it is....not. Not really. It's not awful by any means, but the way it is managed is a little frustrating. The whole system is really disorganized and hard to work with. I finally started my training though, and so far I quite enjoy it! Operating rides is a lot simpler than I thought it would be, mostly, I push a button to start the ride and then let go of the button to stop it. Hardly rocket science. 


The people I've been training with are awesome. They are all part of some work/travel organization that brings people from foreign countries to the U.S, where they work for 3 months, and then spend a month traveling across the country. The four I've been working with are all from Bulgaria and they're really cool. There are 3 guys; Yordan, Igor, and Dimitrishnivshnocklevich (I really had no idea how to say his name) and then a girl; Nena. The first day we trained, they mostly just sat there talking to each other in Bulgarian, but today they were a lot more friendly. I like them. Bulgarians are all right in my book. Plus they have really awesome accents. They think that Utah is hot and boring, mostly because they're all old enough to drink in Bulgaria, but not here in the states and they can't think of many other ways to pass the time. I hope I get to work with them a lot, I think they're fun.


Other than that, my life has not been exciting AT ALL, which explains my little lapse in posting. My dad just got back from a two week jaunt in Italy where he had an amazing time. I'm super jealous. The sun FINALLY came out and I accidentally fell asleep on my front lawn...resulting in a pair of bright red calves. Ouch. Also, I totally reorganized my bedroom. I'm very proud of it now. It actually looks like a bedroom instead of the messy cave of a hibernating bear! 


How have all of your lives been? Any amazing adventures? (ooh look at that- I got all alliterative again!) I would love to hear about them!


Moral of the Story: Bulgarians are cool. Not quite as sexy as Asians, but cool. Also...wear sunscreen.


The End.

The World, According To Me

I have learned a few very important things in my 19 years of living.

One: People with Red Hair are naturally better at everything than normal people, this results in the rest of humanity becoming extremely jealous and resorting to using derogatory terms like "Ginger" and "Carrot Top" to help themselves feel better about their un-cool, un-ginger lives.

Two:  The only people that are better than gingers, are Asians. Which is why a combination of these two will eventually result in a super-human race that I like to call "Ginja's". Their hair will serve as an alternative energy source and they will keep the world safe from those heinous creatures known as "blondes"

(not that I have anything against blondes, but in the future they go kind of crazy)

Three: Chocolate does not make everything better. Two words: 

        Ketchup. Eeeewwwww

Four: Elephants are Incredible. How many creatures do you know that can pick up a bowling ball with their nose??? Plus they never forget anything. I bet they new where Bin Laden was the whole time.

Five: You can learn everything you need to know about life from Calvin and Hobbes. I'm not even kidding. Those comics should be the base curriculum for grades K-4 and then again in High School. We would have a much smarter, politically aware, and more amiable society. Plus we could carry stuffed animals with us everywhere, talk to them like they're alive, and no one would think you were crazy.

Six: If life hands you melons...you're dyslexic.

Seven: There is no good way to answer the question "Are you ticklish?" No matter what you say, people are going to touch you.

Eight: April showers bring May flower. Unless you live in Utah, where it snows in April and you don't get to see your dang flowers until the middle of August. Also the Polar Ice Caps, they only have flowers in late November.

Nine: Just because someone is short, doesn't mean they appreciate being mocked, used as an elbow rest, picked up constantly without permission, or being talked to like a child. Little People have feelings too!!

Ten: You can get through anything, if you have amazing friends. I sure wouldn't have lived through the last 4 years if I didn't have the incredible friends in my life that I do. I love all you guys!!!

The End. 

Not A Post About Zombies

While Humans vs Zombies is still going strong (and I'm still human b-t-w) I feel like you guys must be getting super bored hearing about it. So, I'm going to write about something else for a change.

I told you a little while ago about the Korean boy bands I love, and the sexy Asian man I'm going to marry.

Here he is, in case you forgot. (Oh my lanta, isn't he just so dreamy?)

Anywhoo, I am about to reveal my new secret weakness. I am not at all proud of what I'm about to share, but it's part of who I am. So deal with it. 

So, the band that my future-husband-Choi-Minho is a part of, SHINee, (once again, NOT gay) was part of a reality tv show in Korea called "Hello Baby". On this show,  a group of celebs are "kidnapped" and taken to a house where they will spend a couple months taking care of a small child. I know this sounds like the dumbest , craziest thing ever. But I kind of love it. A lot.

The baby they're taking care of is the cutest 3 year old boy named Yoogeun. I just want to pinch his cheeks and hug him.

Isn't he just the most adorable thing you've ever seen?

So the five SHINee members: Jonghyun, Key, Taemin, Minho, and Onew, are taking care of Yoogeun....and I get to watch it on youtube!! (Insert a very happy, slightly deranged smiley face here) I know you're probably still thinking that this is the dumbest thing you've ever heard of, but before you judge me too much- just think about it a little bit. When you see guys playing with little kids, you instantly get a little melty inside. It's just so cute right? Now, this is exactly the same thing. Except there's five guys, they're all very attractive, AND they're all Asian. For me? This means I hit the jackpot.

Plus: my future husband Minho, it absolutely adorable with the baby. I have picked a fine man, if I do say so myself. 

Just curious, if they brought this show to America, which band/group of actors/ gathering of famous people, would you like to see on it? 

My vote is, the main men from glee. Fin, Puck, Artie, Sam, and the Asia. Oh and Kurt. I would love that show.

My second choice is Andy Sandberg, Bill Hader, and Fred Armisen. 

That would be one messed up baby.

The End.

Oh My Minho

Howdy Ya'll! 

Sorry it's been a couple days, my life has been busy.

I wanted to tell you guys about my new favorite thing! Are you excited? YOU BETTERRRR!!

(shut up baby elmo!)

You guys know that I love Asians. Like I really really REALLY love them, I wish I was one, every day. I love their music especially. And I have discovered that the best Asian music is Korean. I'm not lying, it's great stuff! It's happy, catchy, great to dance to, and the best part? It's sung by incredibly attractive boy bands! Don't even try to dis boy bands- you know you love nSync! these guys are just like nSync- but better! They're freaking ASIAN!!

Since I discovered the glories of K-pop, I have been a die-hard Super Junior fan. They're amazing. And gorgeous.

See? What'd I tell you: Amazing. Timberlake was never this hot. My absolute favorite man from Super Junior is this hunk of asian goodness:

His name is Kyuhyun, he's 23, he plays the clarinet, we are destined for each other. 

I feel bad though, I've been a Super Junior fan for a long time, but lately, I've been cheating on them. I found a new korean boy band, and I kind of love them too...

They're called SHINee (yes. it's pronounced "shiny" but that DOESN'T make them fruity, or gay.) they're all really cute too, and their songs are even catchier! I can't even understand what they're saying, and I still get their songs stuck in my head all day long. In my opinion the sexiest of the SHINee men is this guy:

His name is Choi Minho, he's 20, and gorgeous, and he raps. We're also destined for each other. I guess I'm just destined to live a life of reverse polygamy (I don't know what the official word is, womanygamy?) 

Anywhoo, I think I need to move to Korea. 

The end. 

Also, don't judge me. Asians are sexy and you know it!

The end. For real this time.